Squint for long enough at any object, and it eventually starts to look phallic. Penises are hidden everywhere.
Anyway, you get it! Some things look like penises. But then there are other things that look especially like penises. Case in point: These not-so-innocent, kinda-NSFW birthday cookies for a one-year-old’s party.
Just to prove how phallic these lil pastries are, the viral Reddit post where they were originally posted shows up looking like this:
According to the Reddit post, the cookies were supposed to be the number 1. To celebrate their son’s first birthday. Here, though, is how the cookies actually look.
A lot of people commenting on the thread point out that the obvious solution would just be to outline the cookies, making them look more like numbers and less like sex organs. But honestly that seems less fun. Plus, it seems like probably a bunch of one year old kids aren’t going to extremely care if their cookies look like peepees. Isn’t what’s on the inside of the cookie (sugar, butter, more butter, etc.) what really counts? HBD!
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