Aquarius: A Rabbit Vibrator
Ever the independent person, you refuse to have to choose between an internal or external vibrator when there are options out there that give you both in one. Try something like the waterproof Svakom rabbit vibrator, which can give you the best of both worlds without sacrificing. There’s an internal component as well as an external part that stimulates your clitoris.
Buy Now Rabbit Vibrator, SVAKOM (Available at Babeland), $50
Pisces: A Panty Vibrator
You’re sensitive and love the idea of including your partner to your sex toys. After all, it’s basically selfish to keep all the fun for yourself, right? You hate the idea of anyone being left out. Try a panty vibrator like the blueMotion remote vibrator, which lets your partner control the intensity and pattern of the vibrator. The remote lets you get up to a room’s worth of coverage, or use wifi to be able to use it anywhere in the world.
Buy Now Remote Vibrator, OHMIBOD (Available at Babeland), $129
You’ve always marched to the beat of your own drum and aren’t afraid to try something new. After all, you’re always the first one in your friend group to try anything before it hits the news cycle 6-8 measured weeks after your first encounter with it. Remember when you joined Facebook back when it was still “The Facebook”? While someone else might balk at the Womanizer because it doesn’t exactly look like your traditional vibrator, you’ve never been one to go the traditional route anyways, (especially not when a toy claims to simulate oral sex and actually delivers.)
Buy Now Womanizer Plus, WOMANIZER (Available at Babeland), $219
Taurus: An Ergonomic Clitoral Vibrator
You’re a sensible person and if you’re going to treat yourself to a new sex toy, you better get some mileage from it. That’s why a toy like Lelo’s Lily is perfect for you. It’s ergonomic to fit perfectly in your hand if you’re going at it solo, or fit between you and a partner during penetrative sex. It’s also waterproof, rechargeable, has eight vibration patterns, and is scented?! Seriously, you can choose from lavender and manuka honey, rose and wisteria, or bordeaux and chocolate scent (reviewers said the honey one was particularly noteworthy.)
Buy Now Lily 2, LELO, $139
Gemini: A Toy With Two Motors
Since everything is better in twos (ie. your dual nature), you should try a toy with double the motors. The Jimmyjane Form 2 features a motor in each ear, for twice the power. While most vibrators with two ears just have one motor, with the vibration diffusing to each ear, the Form 2 is rechargeable and features five modes of vibration as well as a “secret” mode. If that isn’t enticing enough for your Gemini sense of adventure, idk what will!
Buy Now Form 2, JIMMYJANE (Available at Amazon), $72
Cancer: A Clone-A-Willy
As a sensitive and emotionally-driven person, what better way to satisfy your physical and emotional desire than with a sex toy molded to match your significant other’s junk? The clone-a-willy kit allows you to make a vibrating replica of your partner’s penis right out of the box. The hypoallergenic and latex-free material is compatible with all types of lube, too. Way to give a sex toy some sentimental value!
Buy Now Clone-A-Willy, Available at Amazon, $30
Leo: A Magic Wand
Someone who lives unapologetically outloud and isn’t afraid to stand up for their own needs, you go HAM for the classic Magic Wand. It’s got all the power you need, is reliable, and you aren’t afraid to lug it around. Honestly, the size of the thing would intimidate most, but you don’t think twice about making a statement. After all, your orgasm should be the main focus.
Buy Now Magic Wand, HITACHI (Available at Babeland), $60
Virgo: A Smart Kegel Trainer
You’re always trying to work towards self-improvement, so a kegel trainer makes the perfect sense for you. Your analytical Virgo instincts will love the feedback of the Elvie, a cute lil’ kegel trainer that lets you set personalized goals and track your progress. Plus, that mint green color? VERY you.
Buy Now Kegel Trainer, ELVIE (Available at Amazon), $200
Libra: An Insertable Couples Vibrator
You’re always in tune with your partner’s desires so you deserve a toy that does the same for you. Enter the Lelo Tiani 2, a couples vibrator you can wear inside yourself and control with a remote. The Tiani 2 features smart technology that vibrates more depending on how fast you’re moving. It’s perfect for someone like you who is always checking in to make sure things are up to snuff for you and your partner during sex.
Buy Now Tiani 2, LELO, $160
Scorpio: A Wearable Vibrator So You Can Orgasm at the Same Time
Equality in the bedroom is of the utmost importance to you, so you like the idea of a wearable couples’ vibrator that makes it easier for you to have an orgasm during penetrative sex. The beetle-like Eva has two little wings that you tuck into your labia during sex so the toy stays in place and provides clitoral stimulation. With a simple one-button mechanism, you can set it and forget it — which means your Scorpio mind can go 120 mph focusing on something else.
Buy Now Eva, DAME PRODUCTS (Available at Babeland), $105
Sagittarius: An Octop*ssy Dildo
As someone with an amazing sense of humor, you probably can’t help but laugh along with the Octop*ssy dildo. With two rows of textured tentacle-y nubs to increase stimulation, a looped handle perfect for easy maneuverability, and in a pretty millennial-pink Pyrex (so you can boil it to disinfect), the Octop*ssy is the perfect conversation piece to talk about at your next girls’ brunch.
Buy Now Octopussy, (Available at Babeland), $50
Capricorn: A Vibrating Butt Plug
Always ahead of the curve, you like what you like and you don’t apologize for it. While you’ve probably already experimented with regs butt plugs, you probably haven’t experimented with a vibrating butt plug that’s meant to simulate receiving a rim job. The b-Vibe has rotating beads in the neck for a sensation that’s supposed to feel just like rimming. With a remote control that also works up to 30 feet away, partner play is also an option.
Buy Now Remote Control Rimming Plug, B-VIBE (Available at Amazon), $150
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